Malayalam SMS Messages

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These SMS messages are regional . its written on english vocal ,but its malayalam ,regional laguage of Kerala,India.

So dont worry if you dont understand this.

one elephant and two ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephant
and the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?
aliya chavitti kollada avane

Nilavu choriyunna rathriyil,akashathu minnimarayunna nakshathrangal nee noki kondirikumbol athil oru velli nakshathram ninne nokki parayum,”keri poda akathu”

Mobile phone enthanen ariyanamegil adhyam india enthanen ariyanam.SMSukaludeyum missed callekuledeyum indai.recharge coupon vangan polum kaashilathe valayunna pattini pavangalude india.10 paise balancumayi ippol ithu vaayikunna daridravaasikale pole ullavarude thyagangaludeyum nombarangaludeyum india.india enna maha rajyathinte manasilakkan,mobilinte aathmaavu thottariyannulla SENSE undavanam… SENSIBILITY undavanam… SENSITIVITY undavanam!!!

One hunter went to jungle.There was six birds on a tree.He fired once.Five of them flew away.Why did the other not fly.AHAMKAARAM

The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS

KASHU ANDI samaram <ladies mudravakyam>
ketiya andi erakoola,erakiya andi ketoola.shambalam kooti tannilenkil mudhalaaliyude andil thodoola…

Aeroplane asked rocket,”Friend why r i flying so fast ?” rocket replied,”nayinte mone,kundiku thee vechu nokada appo ariyam athinte veppralm”…

Moahn thomasinte uchistavum amedhyavum kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irrunal pora…message ayakanam,mesage shit…

Five flower just for you.
first-for friendship
second-for health
third-forwealth
fourth-for happiness
and the last…cheviyil vecho

Boy:kerunundo
Girl:illa,kerunnilla
B:ippo keriyo
G:mm.keri
B:vedanikunno?
G:cheruthayittu
B:smooth aano
G:kollam adipoli
B:ok.this chappal Rs.199.99 only

Panam varum pogum.Friends varum pogum.Mazha varum pogum.Premam varum pogum.But AIDS varum pogilla.Take care

R E M O Remo Remo!!…
kaalathu pasuvine karakkum REMO
uchakku chaanakam korum REMO
vykittu thengumme kerum REMO
MACHAN REMO…

Brand ethayalum manushyan wheeaayal mathi

Do you know what is “anatomized juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contratcion”,it is the biochemical definition of a UMMA.

Latest update from BBC News.Saddamine thookki…………………………………………..75 kilo

Thalle ninakkipolum sukham thannalledey.Ipo entharu ninte mofile kadali veenodey msg onnum kananillalla.Thalle nee pulithanne ketta.chellakilli sugam thanne…

I enquired everything abt u
Gud family
Gud character
Gud education
Fine personality
Will u marry
my servant,Pennamma???

Teacher to rajamanikyam,Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?
Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.

U may prefer ur wife to be like:
Alukkas jewellery:ennum oru panathookam munnil
Sky jewellery:25 years of purity and trust
Malabar jewellery:beauty meets quality
but not like Atlas jewellery:jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…


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21 Comments so far »

  1. by saj, on August 21 2007 @ 9:52 pm

     

    need more malayalam sms

  2. by sajin, on October 31 2007 @ 3:23 am

     

    please give more malayalam sms

  3. by faizal, on January 29 2008 @ 7:32 am

     

    very good

  4. by madhu, on March 15 2008 @ 7:51 pm

     

    good

  5. by Seby, on March 18 2008 @ 1:29 am

     

    Gr8 pieces. Gimme more !

  6. by niumathulla, on April 6 2008 @ 5:09 am

     

    good some more message plz

  7. by Koool, on May 3 2008 @ 9:13 am

     

    wife:remove my nighty,sardar:ok,wife:remove my bra,sar:ok,wife:remove my pantee,sar:ok,wife:never wear my dress again

  8. by lineesh, on May 24 2008 @ 3:46 am

     

    good maseges and good web site this iniyum ingane yulla msg venamayirunnu

  9. by Rasin, on June 18 2008 @ 10:30 pm

     

    Very good but spelling mistaks gives you negative marks so please

  10. by Rasin_00919895890527, on June 18 2008 @ 10:33 pm

     

    I feel so happy in malayalam

  11. by Nirmal, on July 22 2008 @ 5:24 am

     

    nice To Send

  12. by Nirmal, on July 22 2008 @ 5:24 am

     

    good

  13. by Ram, on July 27 2008 @ 7:37 am

     

    Not so good need impvnt

  14. by Suresh, on August 16 2008 @ 6:43 am

     

    V.good msgs. Require more malayalam msgs.

  15. by sadiq, on September 5 2008 @ 5:40 pm

     

    please give more malayalam sms

  16. by sharaf, on June 9 2009 @ 9:17 am

     

    adipoly,neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  17. by aslam, on July 24 2009 @ 3:54 am

     

    vry very nice and funny

  18. by Manzoor, on August 2 2009 @ 1:37 am

     

    Plz wrt msg

  19. by suchi, on August 6 2009 @ 10:03 pm

     

    super, please give more malayalam sms

  20. by niju kappil, on August 28 2009 @ 5:30 pm

     

    good…..

  21. by Shins, on November 14 2009 @ 3:33 am

     

    Add some more mal sms

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